How to use the airzooka air gun to terrorize your family

When it comes to a toy that you can use over and over again, have as much fun as you would like and not get your parent’s upset, it is hard to beat the airzooka.  So what is an airzooka?  Born out of good old fashioned American ingenuity, the airzooka air gun is an air bazooka that shoots a puff of air across the room.  Truth be told, these can shoot that tuft of air a pretty good distance.  Thirty feet is not unheard of.  And the people hit with the ammunition are no worse for the wear as it is simply a small amount of hyper concentrated air.  It truly is a great tool to use and terrorize your family with.

With that in mind, how can we best use this toy to drive other people batty.  There are a few ways we can go about this on the stealth or in their face and still have fun.  A stealth attack is needed when you have done this a few times.  However, the first attempt likely can involve a full frontal attack and you can accomplish your mission.

The airzooka stealth attack can take many forms.  First and foremost you must use objects to keep your identity hidden and away from prying eyes.  In a house this is normally pretty easy with couches, tables and walls aiding your every move.  Once you have the stealth part down you can figure out your target.  A couple of good ideas include blowing out your sister’s candle(s) or simply mussing up someone’s hair.  Or perhaps your older brother is doing his homework.  The airzooka is great for knocking papers off of tables.

A full frontal airzooka attack can take many forms, but normally it involves a family member or a pet.  Simply aim and fire at will towards the object and see what happens.  Often you can continue doing this for a couple minutes before a total meltdown has begun.  It is fun for the entire family and you can always get the person to laugh it off.